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		<title>I am not Harry Turtledove! (but I hate spam)</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[UPDATE: No longer accepting comments thanks to relentless spammers. Famous Sci-fi author, Harry Turtledove first rose to fame under the pen name of Eric Iverson. I was quite surprised when I first saw my name on the cover of Analog back in the early &#8217;80s, and annoyed when I found out the other Eric Iverson [...]]]></description>
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<p>Famous Sci-fi author, Harry Turtledove first rose to fame under the pen name of Eric Iverson. I was quite surprised when I first saw my name on the cover of Analog back in the early &#8217;80s, and  annoyed when I found out the other Eric Iverson wasn&#8217;t even a <i>real</i> Eric Iverson!</p>
<p>Here&#8217;s an example of my Sci-fi writing, created for a contest where the rules stipulated that it had to be under 500 words.</p>
<p><b>The Time Collector</b> &#169; 2004 Eric Iverson &#8211; All Rights Reserved</p>
<p>Where am I? What am I doing here? I&#8217;m disoriented, dizzy. I try to squint and make out shapes. </p>
<p>I feel grass beneath me and begin to recognize my surroundings. This is the park near my old home. The fog of time travel is lifting. Will I ever get used to it?</p>
<p>This isn&#8217;t the first time I&#8217;ve done this. There were the test runs back into time a few hours, a few days, just to be sure.</p>
<p>Now I&#8217;m going back a lot further in time. I have a mission, and exactly one hour to carry it out.</p>
<p>I don&#8217;t seek to alter history&#8211;that would be too dangerous. I purposely chose a time in the mid 1970s to come back to, and a neighborhood I was familiar with, but did not live in until later in my life. I wouldn&#8217;t want to risk bumping into my younger self and accidentally altering the future.</p>
<p>No, I didn&#8217;t come here to change anything in the past at all. I came here for the comic books. It&#8217;s not such a crazy idea, buying comics. A lot of them go for rather hefty prices in the present.</p>
<p>Slowly I rise to my feet. I breathe in deep to help me feel alert. Let&#8217;s try a few steps, one foot in front of the other. I&#8217;m getting my time traveling legs back. </p>
<p>I check my watch. It&#8217;s 11:11. I&#8217;ve been lying here for about ten minutes, then. That cuts into my time a bit. In roughly fifty minutes I&#8217;ll be automatically transported back to the present day along with my cargo. It&#8217;s time to go shopping!</p>
<p>As I walk the few blocks to the store, I recognize the houses of friends I haven&#8217;t seen in years. Friends I haven&#8217;t met yet at this point in the past. I think some people might be staring at me. Could it be my clothes don&#8217;t look right for this period? Nervously I check my watch. It&#8217;s 11:15, so I&#8217;m making good time. I got this nice 1970&#8242;s watch on Ebay. That&#8217;s the same place I got these retro &#8217;70s clothes, and the old money I&#8217;ll use to buy the comic books which I&#8217;ll eventually sell on Ebay to the highest bidder. Ebay: it&#8217;s the time traveler&#8217;s best friend!</p>
<p>Quickly I enter the store and head straight to the comics. I grab piles of Hulk, Spiderman, Daredevil. I prefer the Marvel brand of comics. Here&#8217;s some X-Men, and Warlock&#8211;no, that sounds too much like Morlock&#8211;better skip those. Checking my watch I have 30 minutes to go, but I won&#8217;t dawdle. Time to check out. I&#8217;m hungry so I grab a Marathon chocolate bar&#8211;they don&#8217;t make those anymore.</p>
<p>&#8220;Twenty oh four!&#8221; The man behind the counter says.</p>
<p>&#8220;Pardon?&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Twenty dollars and four cents, please.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Oh, right. Here you go.&#8221;</p>
<p>Now it&#8217;s out of the store and back to the park, where I&#8217;ll soon fade away into the future. I&#8217;ll take a different route back so as not to attract undue attention. </p>
<p>A block from the park I see someone I recognize; it&#8217;s Robby Lions, a kid who used to pick on me at school. He&#8217;s doing what he does best, picking on smaller kids. For a moment I pause and contemplate what I, now a fully grown adult, could do to him to teach him a lesson, but as interesting as that sounds it&#8217;s too risky. After all, I turned out fine despite Robby&#8217;s tormenting.<br />
And that kid had it rough&#8211;he lost his abusive dad at an early age. I never knew his dad because by the time I moved here his dad was gone. I should probably just keep walking.</p>
<p>Suddenly I hear sirens. It takes me a moment before it sinks in; these are air raid sirens! Back in the cold war days they used to test them on Saturdays at noon. My cheap watch is way off! There&#8217;s one Ebayer who&#8217;s going to get some negative feedback, let me tell you! I&#8217;ve got less than a minute.</p>
<p>Then I hear an angry voice. </p>
<p>&#8220;Get away from my kid, you weirdo!&#8221;</p>
<p>Chills run down my spine. That was Robby&#8217;s dad! </p>
<p>&#8220;I was just leaving, sir.&#8221;</p>
<p>This is getting strange. But there&#8217;s no need to worry because in a few seconds I&#8217;ll be so out of here. I resume walking with a quick pace back to the park.</p>
<p>&#8220;Come back here, weirdo!&#8221;</p>
<p>Can&#8217;t this guy make up his mind? I start running and he starts chasing. I can feel the sensation of returning to the present. I&#8217;m home free, now! So long, sucker!</p>
<p>* * *</p>
<p>Where am I? What am I doing here? My head hurts, but I made it! I&#8217;m back!</p>
<p>Then I hear an angry voice.</p>
<p>&#8220;Where the heck am I, weirdo?</p>
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